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Stories and Photos from the Curb

7th
SepFri
  • Drunkeness and flip-flops don’t mix.  http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2012/09/07/drunkeness-and-flip-flops-just-dont-mix/

    Drunkeness and flip-flops don’t mix.  http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2012/09/07/drunkeness-and-flip-flops-just-dont-mix/

    Tags: valet drunk beard flip-flop sandal accident coordination balance columbo hipster passed out 
    Notes: 1
    • 19th
    Aug    Sun
  • An idiots take on the nuanced Ice Cube performance in Are We There Yet? http://wp.me/p1kAEq-ap

    An idiots take on the nuanced Ice Cube performance in Are We There Yet? http://wp.me/p1kAEq-ap

    Tags: movie reviews Limo Scott valet Ice Cube Are We There Yet? Cinema Film Criticism 
    • 6th
    Jul    Fri

    And Now A Word From Our Sponsors … http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9x

    Tags: valet drunk loser losers a word from our sponsors 
    21st
    Jun    Thu
  • Would you do this for $20?  The whole conversation here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9k

    Would you do this for $20?  The whole conversation here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9k

    Tags: valet The Valet Diary Dare Twenty Bucks Poop Touch Poop Gross WTF Actual Conversation 
    Notes: 3
    • 20th
    Jun    Wed
  • Who are Limo Scott’s top 5 babes?  You’ll have to go here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9c to find out.

    Who are Limo Scott’s top 5 babes?  You’ll have to go here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9c to find out.

    Tags: Limo Scott Top 5 babes miley cyrus jennifer love hewitt the client list teri hatcher heather locklear melrose place valet 
    Notes: 1
    • 13th
    Jun    Wed
  • Weird shit in people’s cars.  The Weiner Disc : http://wp.me/p1kAEq-93

    Weird shit in people’s cars.  The Weiner Disc : http://wp.me/p1kAEq-93

    Tags: valet penis weinder elderly Things in cars wtf sex balls dick 70 year old 
    Notes: 11
    • 10th
    Jun    Sun
  • Mr. Wonderful … read about it here http://wp.me/p1kAEq-8Y

    Mr. Wonderful … read about it here http://wp.me/p1kAEq-8Y

    Tags: valet buisnessman sex adultery easy women douche bags marriage wedding ring great guy 
    Notes: 1
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