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Stories and Photos from the Curb

19th
Aug
Sun
  • An idiots take on the nuanced Ice Cube performance in Are We There Yet? http://wp.me/p1kAEq-ap

    An idiots take on the nuanced Ice Cube performance in Are We There Yet? http://wp.me/p1kAEq-ap

  • 20th
    Jun
    Wed
  • Who are Limo Scott’s top 5 babes?  You’ll have to go here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9c to find out.

    Who are Limo Scott’s top 5 babes?  You’ll have to go here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9c to find out.

  • 5th
    Apr
    Thu
  • Movie reviews by a Moron:  “I saw that movie with Iam Neilson, The Unknown … dumb.”
Find out what he really thinks here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-7N

    Movie reviews by a Moron:  “I saw that movie with Iam Neilson, The Unknown … dumb.”

    Find out what he really thinks here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-7N

  • 2nd
    Apr
    Mon
  • Limo Scott on Breasts here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-7u

    Limo Scott on Breasts here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-7u

  • 6th
    Mar
    Tue
  • Moments with Limo Scott Vol 5 - He talks about breasts here: http://bit.ly/xDWzKv

    Moments with Limo Scott Vol 5 - He talks about breasts here: http://bit.ly/xDWzKv

  • 21st
    Feb
    Tue
  • Limo Scott, Ziggy Stardust, and Martin Lawrence on the blog here: http://bit.ly/wMqeVG

    Limo Scott, Ziggy Stardust, and Martin Lawrence on the blog here: http://bit.ly/wMqeVG

  • 15th
    Feb
    Wed
  • Limo Scott talks about some interracial stuff here: http://bit.ly/x7CbLO

    Limo Scott talks about some interracial stuff here: http://bit.ly/x7CbLO

  • 1st
    Oct
    Sat
  • Limo Scott:
“Did you hear there’s tennis at the Target Center tonight?”
“Really, who’s playing?”
“You ever hear of John McEnroe?”
“Yes.”
“He’s not there.”

    Limo Scott:
    “Did you hear there’s tennis at the Target Center tonight?”
    “Really, who’s playing?”
    “You ever hear of John McEnroe?”
    “Yes.”
    “He’s not there.”

    Tags: limo scott moron tennis john mcenroe 
    Notes: 4
  • 18th
    Sep
    Sun
  • Limo Scott:
“My granddaughter doesn’t like it when I make racial comments. She says that I’m racist.”
“How old is she?”
“Fifteen … (whispers) It might be because her dad is black.”
“You think?”

    Limo Scott:
    “My granddaughter doesn’t like it when I make racial comments. She says that I’m racist.”
    “How old is she?”
    “Fifteen … (whispers) It might be because her dad is black.”
    “You think?”

    Tags: limo scott racist moron 
    Notes: 2
  • 25th
    Jul
    Mon

    This is what a conversation with Limo Scott is like.

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    Accent Red by Neil Talwar