Stories and Photos from the Curb var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-22406289-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @valetdiary)http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c145fd247ca091242b6235c385dd7fb2/tumblr_mh3ov3uFoM1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The embroidered bath towel wearing street preacher strikes again.  Soap box usually not included.  <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-bs">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-bs</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/41309364335http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/41309364335Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:52:15 -0600valetdiarybath towelembroiderystreet preacherGodSoul SavingSoap box<a href="http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/happy-new-year/">When a drunk pisses on your window New Years Eve, you know it's going to be a good year</a>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/39664583722http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/39664583722Fri, 04 Jan 2013 11:05:16 -0600new years evechampagnedrunkpissing in publicvaletvaletdiary2013<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PWl5isDLK7k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Let a Drunk Explain Why He’s Walking Barefoot Downtown</p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/36359909857http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/36359909857Fri, 23 Nov 2012 10:59:23 -0600valetdiarydrunkvideobarefootass crackfriendship<a href="http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2012/11/09/the-man-with-no-arms/">A Man With No Arms Pees on a Wall</a>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/35357137077http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/35357137077Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:17:50 -0600valetindiano armscoordinationbalancepeeing in publicstrangebizarre<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma8x119kpd1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Amber’s cousins husband owns this truck with the disturbing decals on it, and she’s pissed at me for writing about how gross I think this is, especially on the back where it says: Save An American Kill A Terrorist</p> <p>Read her comments and more here: <a href="http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2012/04/06/yes-he-put-a-twin-towers-on-fire-decal-on-that-truck/">http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2012/04/06/yes-he-put-a-twin-towers-on-fire-decal-on-that-truck/</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/31404457406http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/31404457406Wed, 12 Sep 2012 11:41:24 -0500patriotismtwin towerseaglefiredisturbing truckangry blog commentor9-11september 11th<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zlyqJ4pd1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Drunkeness and flip-flops don’t mix.  <a href="http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2012/09/07/drunkeness-and-flip-flops-just-dont-mix/">http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2012/09/07/drunkeness-and-flip-flops-just-dont-mix/</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/31060809636http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/31060809636Fri, 07 Sep 2012 11:04:02 -0500valetdrunkbeardflip-flopsandalaccidentcoordinationbalancecolumbohipsterpassed out<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90fk7iSeb1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An idiots take on the nuanced Ice Cube performance in Are We There Yet? <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-ap">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-ap</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/29762283327http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/29762283327Sun, 19 Aug 2012 11:09:42 -0500movie reviewsLimo ScottvaletIce CubeAre We There Yet?CinemaFilm Criticism<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/A_wWzewnRF8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>And Now A Word From Our Sponsors … <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9x">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9x</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/26642257685http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/26642257685Fri, 06 Jul 2012 13:40:53 -0500valetdrunkloserlosersa word from our sponsors<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pb2qhk7E1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>She had an abortion and put her dog to sleep in the same week?  Cue Sarah McLachlan … (read about it here <a href="http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2012/07/05/you-think-youve-had-a-bad-week/">http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2012/07/05/you-think-youve-had-a-bad-week/</a>)</p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/26571570474http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/26571570474Thu, 05 Jul 2012 13:52:02 -0500abortiondate nightsexdicksput dog to sleepsarah mclachlanIn the arms of the angels<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zi9ct4kr1qipq3bo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Would you do this for $20?  The whole conversation here: <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9k">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9k</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/25595399112http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/25595399112Thu, 21 Jun 2012 15:29:36 -0500valetThe Valet DiaryDareTwenty BucksPoopTouch PoopGrossWTFActual Conversation<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xipzYWqv1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Who are Limo Scott’s top 5 babes?  You’ll have to go here: <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9c">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-9c</a> to find out.</p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/25518025590http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/25518025590Wed, 20 Jun 2012 13:44:23 -0500Limo ScottTop 5 babesmiley cyrusjennifer love hewittthe client listteri hatcherheather locklearmelrose placevalet<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5kromhOEl1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Weird shit in people’s cars.  The Weiner Disc : <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-93">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-93</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/25045568264http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/25045568264Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:29:09 -0500valetpenisweinderelderlyThings in carswtfsexballsdick70 year old<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5fj8xxXj11qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mr. Wonderful … read about it here <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-8Y">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-8Y</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/24855270488http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/24855270488Sun, 10 Jun 2012 20:38:57 -0500valetbuisnessmansexadulteryeasy womendouche bagsmarriagewedding ringgreat guy<a href="http://thevaletdiary.wordpress.com/2012/06/08/vinnys-valet-boot-camp/">Valet Boot Camp</a>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/24686995014http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/24686995014Fri, 08 Jun 2012 12:13:43 -0500Valetboot campendurancefeats of strengthdrivingfighting<a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-8R">Bum Asks For a Dollar So He Can Get A Blowjob</a>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/24474429972http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/24474429972Tue, 05 Jun 2012 10:51:54 -0500Blowjobvaletbumbegging<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39fct0cnT1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Creepiest Key Chain Ever!  <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-8I">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-8I</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/22075974861http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/22075974861Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:22:05 -0500ValetThe Valet DiaryCreepyThings in carsdancerDancing girlsWTFkey chain<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m27z591CPp1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My Coworker Draws Dicks on Everything: <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-89">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-89</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/20782179572http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/20782179572Mon, 09 Apr 2012 11:00:44 -0500valetThe Valet Diaryartartistpenisdickejaculationcum shotcoworkerdrawingfruitfunnyillustrationsketchtalented artist<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22d1qNTJB1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why would you paint this on your truck?  Read the post here: <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-7V">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-7V</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/20590534802http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/20590534802Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:15:26 -0500valetThe Valet DiaryPatriotismAmericaEagleAmerican FlagTwin TowersTerrorismWTFbad ideaawful<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20ocatJTq1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Movie reviews by a Moron:  “I saw that movie with Iam Neilson, The Unknown … dumb.”</p> <p>Find out what he really thinks here: <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-7N">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-7N</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/20534141956http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/20534141956Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:24:10 -0500valetThe Valet DiaryLimo ScottLiam NeesonUnknownMovie ReviewsFilm CriticismMoronFunnyThe Ebert of the Limo Industry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1yobd7QcU1qipq3bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I took this photo at work of a guy who shit himself.  Read more here: <a href="http://wp.me/p1kAEq-7H">http://wp.me/p1kAEq-7H</a></p>http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/20468980215http://valetdiary.tumblr.com/post/20468980215Wed, 04 Apr 2012 10:28:25 -0500valetThe Valet Diarystolen bikehomelessshit his pantspoopcrapped his pantsdrunkfunny